There's a fine line between the acceptable and the pure nauseating. In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with the couples that hold hands and engage in the occasional hug or peck on the lips.
But, of course, there are always those couples that go the extra mile. The ones that turn the "aw" into the "ew".
Lip Locking Lamebrains: This one is a no- brainer. I'm talking about the people who pick the most public and awkward of places to make out for hours and act completely oblivious to the fact that everyone around them is giving them dirty looks.
The most popular places for these scummy people? Theme parks and movie theaters. At the theme park you are most likely to encounter the grimiest 13 year olds you've ever seen partaking in this activity. Most likely because it's their first date and their first kiss. Ick. As for the movie theater you always end up at an intense movie sitting beside a couple engaging in those sloppy slurpy kisses. Yum. Pretty sure everyone paid 11 dollars to watch the movie and not you two staring in your own softcore porno. There's redtube for that. And its free.
Sitting on same side of the table: Every restaurant you go to there is at least one couple taking up an entire booth because they choose to sit side by side. Last time I checked it's perfectly healthy to sit across from someone so you can talk to them and you don't end up with bruised elbows while trying to eat. And if you sneak in a kiss every now and then that's even grosser. There are other ways to sample each other's dinner choices, thanks. It is only mildly understandable if the couple is above the age of 60 and are so bored of each other that they have to creep on everyone else.
The Baby Got Back Video Stars: Next time you're out at a bar take a gander at the dance floor. Look for the outrageous couple that is partaking in some Rated R grinding. Limbs are flying everywhere and and generally they are completely uncoordinated. Yet this couple thinks they are being beyond sexy. Maybe the foreplay is getting dull? We'll never know. BUT I will give anyone with enough cojones mad props to party boy your way between these two and embarrass the crap out of them.
Mr. and Mrs. Grabs: Everyone repeat after me "Never will I ever grope anyone in public." There. We can be friends. Its just too sleezy and you are never as smooth as you think you are.
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