If inanimate objects could talk cameras would by far be the most interesting to listen to. Oh the things they must see! I would also imagine that they would love to vent about certain things.
Here are the Top 10:
Ladies:
- I wish I had a "did someone's boobs blink" function to make the girls with overly exposed cleavages feel slightly embarrassed
- I don't "make" you look orange. You have a tanning problem.
- There should be a limit as to how much make up you should be allowed to apply just to take a mirror picture or a picture by yourself while doing nothing at home.
- Your poses are highly predictable: 1. the Hands-on-Hip 2. the "Let's jump in the air to look carefree" 3. the Cute-sy Crouch
- If one more of you makes a kissy- face or a peace sign I WILL self destruct
Lads:
- Never smiling in pictures does not make you look b.a. It just makes you look like a depressing individual.
- You are never as stealth as you think you are when flexing in pictures. People can always tell and, yes, it's cheesy.
- The amount of "bling" you can flash in one picture will not make up for other (lacking) areas
- Please, keep your ass to yourself. Mooning is never as funny as you think it is.
- Be wary of my cousin Photoshop- women have mastered its use and will falsely advertise.
- V
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